Assacracy

There needs to be balance and movement in the world, otherwise the whole thing is broken. Like a seesaw in the park, when one end is up the other end is down. And if one end goes up the other end must go down otherwise there is no ride and the equipment does not work. When the plank is exactly level then there is balance.
When some like to hedge so that they are on all sides of the fence, they tend to want all ends up in the air at the same time so that they don’t miss out on anything.
In this scenario, if one hedged side happens to loose ground, the pig headed donkey kicks – so you had better watch where you are standing.
And being hedged on all sides and expecting all sides to perform at full throttle at all times is what I call Assacracy (donkey = ass + acracy = assacracy)
Assacracy = Unreasonable expectations already built on unstable foundations.