Went to Nando’s for dinner last night,
all the seating is upstairs, with a view.
Took a look at the menu,
there was something for everyone.
I saw ‘Starters’, ‘Burgers’, ‘Salads’, and stuff for little ones,
Desserts, Hot & Cold Drinks and designer ones too.
There were a few people there, moving about,
all seemed to be happy chewing on chicken – a leg or two.
All they needed to do was choose their level of spice, to see the evening through.
I decided to go for the Caesar with chicken,
but one problem, I do like my Cos lettuce crisp – NOT LIMP – how about you !!!
In my opinion the joint could also do with an alcoholic drink or two,
as I found it a bit of a dry argument on just mineral water without a boost.
While I sat and wrote this piece, a cappuccino would have helped me along.
I was told: ‘the machine was ka-poot.
I felt they almost needed to call Gordon Ramsey for help,
especially when I saw extra charges on the bill,
for ‘service’ and ‘tax’.
I almost handed them his number as I stood at the till,
as twenty-five ringgit was the bill.
As this review is FOC (free of charge), I trust you appreciate my view.
For next time please implement an improvement or two,
as that was MY TIME at Nando’s, Chinatown Kuala Lumpur